May 17, 2021

Death, Taxes, and Delta-8 THC — It’s That Time of Year Again, Everyone

As the old saying goes, there’s only two things for certain in this world, death, and taxes… and, of course, Delta-8 THC! Good ol’ all-natural, hemp-derived Delta-8 made right here in the USA is the only legal cannabinoid with a buzz, and it’s quite possibly the only cannabinoid that will help you get through one of the toughest days on the calendar this year — Tax Day. Whether or not we like it, we all have to do it. So let’s get it over with together, and then let’s enjoy some Delta-8.

Of course, we kid around here at Diamond CBD. Sure, the United States went to war with Great Britain a few hundred years ago over taxes and our desire to stop paying them, but today, taxes have some very important purposes. They help us with schools, roads, our armed forces, and so much more. It’s fair to say that we have a love-hate relationship with taxes. We love everything that comes from them, but we hate to pay them. 

That’s why Delta-8 THC is the ideal cannabinoid for Tax Day.

As you all know, Tax Day was pushed back a bit this year. Usually, we can expect to pony up to Uncle Sam around the middle of April. However, with everything going on in the world today, the government bigwigs gave us a bit of a reprieve. Hopefully, that hasn’t led to anyone here forgetting to pay their taxes altogether. But don’t worry, because even if you forgot about today’s big event, you could always file for an extension (just an FYI, please don’t take anything we write here as actual financial advice). 

The most important thing to remember is that it’s only taxes! Pay them and then go about your day and have some fun. Send the government their cut, and then enjoy some Delta-8 Gummies or some Delta-8 Vapes. You deserve it.

Or, maybe after you’re done paying your taxes, you can go about and enjoy some of the other fun celebrations happening this fine Monday. What? You didn’t think it was just Tax Day, did you? Oh no — here at Diamond CBD, there’s always something exciting going on.

For starters, did you know that today is National Cherry Cobbler Day? And nothing goes better with Cherry Cobbler than Delta-8 THC Oil, especially the kind made by Chill Plus. Cherry cobblers are like cherry pies but so much better. In fact, 19th-century bakers created them due to a scarcity of ingredients, making them one of the most innovative desserts around.

Today is also National Graduation Tassel Day, National Idaho Day, National Walnut Day, and Pack Rat Day (not to be confused with Rat Pack day, which celebrates the wonder that is Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis, Jr.). Let’s just say a lot is going on today, and we have a lot of Delta-8 to get you through the day.

Death, Taxes, and Delta-8 THC — It’s That Time of Year Again, Everyone
As you all know, Tax Day was pushed back a bit this year. Usually, we can expect to pony up to Uncle Sam around the middle of April. However, with everything going on in the world today, the government bigwigs gave us a bit of a reprieve. Hopefully, that hasn’t led to anyone here forgetting to pay their taxes altogether.

Delta-8 THC, More Satisfying Than a Tax Refund!

"This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher," Albert Einstein, was once quoted about his taxes. And we here at Diamond CBD agree. Doing your taxes can be difficult. And when you owe Uncle Sam at the end of the year, it can be even more painful. Let’s be honest, you work hard for your money, and the last thing you want to do is give any of it away, even though you know deep down in your heart most of it goes to a good cause. The rest of it, however, goes to government waste, and no one likes that!

And to make things easier, we’ve developed all sorts of Delta-8 THC for this moment. Delta-8 THC is the only hemp-derived cannabinoid that gives you a buzz, allowing you to go to new places that you’ve never explored. You can take your mind off of your taxes for a while without getting too out of it if you know what we mean. And the best part is, Delta-8 THC is smooth and subtle. It keeps your head clear, so you can even microdose a little and do your taxes. And why not? Itemizing those work expenses is a bear.

But did you know that upward of 7% of folks actually enjoy doing their taxes? Like flat-out think it’s fun? We checked the stats, and apparently, there’s a contingent of folks out there that look forward to tax day every year. 

Maybe it’s because they know they’re getting a refund, or perhaps they’re accountants. Maybe — and we think this one is most likely — these folks that love Tax Day so much own that tax preparation software that’s so expensive. Who knows. But we say more power to them. We even have a few recommendations to make the day more exciting.

For all the people out there who dread Tax Day, or for all of you who love it, we know you have something in common — the desire for a huge refund. With that in mind, we recommend our new line of 10X Delta-8 THC Vape Cartridges because here’s hoping you receive a refund that’s 10X as big as your last one. Available in 900mg, you can try 10X Delta-8 THC - Sour Diesel Vape Cartridge, 10X Delta-8 THC - Strawberry Lemonade Vape Cartridge, or 10X Delta-8 THC - Lemon Squeeze Vape Cartridge, just to name a few. 

“Although Form 1040 appears shorter nowadays, filing taxes remains way too complicated for most Americans to do alone,” writes one website. “It wasn’t always this way. The IRS didn’t appear on the scene until 1862. That’s when the federal government began ‘to assess, levy, and collect taxes through its power to seize property and income.’” But don’t worry if things get too complicated today; Delta-8 will get you through the day!

Death, Taxes, and Delta-8 THC — It’s That Time of Year Again, Everyone
For all the people out there who dread Tax Day, or for all of you who love it, we know you have something in common — the desire for a huge refund. With that in mind, we recommend our new line of 10X Delta-8 THC Vape Cartridges because here’s hoping you receive a refund that’s 10X as big as your last one.

A Plethora of Other Ways To Enjoy Today With Delta-8 THC

If you’re tired of thinking about your taxes, and we completely understand if you are, there are a plethora of other ways you can enjoy today. And the best part is, each one of these celebrations was tailor-made for Delta-8 THC. Whether the festivity is about food or something else (and let’s be clear, most of these minor holidays on the calendar are about food), it’s a great excuse to grab your favorite cannabinoid-with-a-buzz and go about the town!

“The origin of the [Cherry] cobbler dates back to the early 19th century and it has its roots in both European and American cuisine,” writes one site. “Apart from cherries, a cobbler may also be made from apples, apricots, and plums. Spices like cinnamon, pumpkin-pie spice, or nutmeg are often also used in small quantities for flavoring.” And that’s why we’re celebrating National Cherry Cobbler Day today. 

But what about National Graduation Tassel Day? What could that possibly be all about? Simply put, as this site tells us, “Every year, on May 17, we celebrate National Graduation Tassel Day as a way of honoring students, their academic achievements, and the start of a new journey in their careers.” So if you’ve made it through school, today is your day!

Today is also the day for everyone from Idaho or everyone who considers Idaho their home. As one site notes, “National Idaho Day is celebrated every year on May 17. It celebrates the joyful day in 1863 when Idaho was recognized as the 43rd state by the union. Today, the state is best known for its industries, forest cover, and tourism. On this day, Idahoans celebrate the day by showcasing the Gem State’s treasured past, flourishing present, and promising future.” Here at Diamond CBD, we celebrate the only way we know-how, with Delta-8 THC.

Finally, it’s National Walnut Day and Pack Rat Day as well, and you can probably guess what both of those are all about. What you might not know is what the best types of Delta-8 THC are for each of these festivities. While we believe that the best type of Delta-8 is the kind you like best, we do have some suggestions. And to be honest, today is a day for 10X Delta-8 THC Vape Cartridges.

With so many celebrations happening, we’re doing 10 times the Delta-8 with 10X. If you haven’t had a chance to try it yet, we recommend 10X Delta-8 THC - Tangie OG Vape Cartridge, 10X Delta-8 THC - Apple Fritter Vape Cartridge, or 10X Delta-8 THC - Guava Vape Cartridge. But really, they’re all great!

The Taxman May Cometh, But Even He Loves Some Delta-8 THC

Yes, today is your last chance to finish up those taxes that you’ve been putting off all year long. The taxman is knocking on your door. But we know of at least one good way to mollify, if not for a little while. We have it on good authority that the taxman loves Delta-8. He’s a big fab of our new 10X line of vape cartridges. But he likes Liquid Gold too. So if the tax man comes knocking on your door, just give him a puff, and everything should be alright.

In all seriousness, we hope everyone has another enjoyable day today, and we hope you don’t get too stressed. Remember to relax and breathe, and everything will be alright. And we’re here if you need us — again, not for financial advice, but Delta-8 recommendations. So hurry up, because you only have a few more hours left until the post office closes!