Thanksgiving is a bit passe these days. We’ve all watched the Thanksgiving day parade. Football is football — how many times can you watch grown men in tights toss an oblong ball back and forth across astroturf? Sure, the food is delicious, but it’s a little less enjoyable when you have to listen to Uncle Fred drone on and on about his political conspiracies. We get it, Uncle Fred; the government is mind-controlling us through space lasers in our microwave ovens. By the time he’s done talking, we can’t wait for the turkey to put us to sleep.
But there is something this year that can spice the holiday up. A brand-new, super-potent, sweet, and chill cannabinoid can turn Thanksgiving into something worth being thankful for. We’re talking about THC-O — it’s the ultimate hemp-derived compound. With this in your vape, the cranberry sauce will taste a bit sweeter, the green bean casserole will slide down your throat a bit smoother, and the visions of elves you see dancing on Black Friday will have you tripping something crazy.
THC-O will make your Thanksgiving one to remember.
“THC-O (sometimes spelled THCo or ATHC) is short for THC-O-Acetate — it’s a powerfully psychoactive synthetic analog of THC,” writes dailycbd.com. “THC-O produces a similar high to other forms of THC — only much more psychedelic. Low doses feel virtually identical to delta 9 THC, moderate doses are nearly psychedelic in terms of the more intense visuals and altered headspace it creates.”
But here’s the best part. According to Daily CBD, “high doses of THC-O can be fairly incapacitating.” In other words. Get ready for some fun.
So instead of listening to Uncle Fred’s bat-crazy rants at the dinner table or spending the entire afternoon watching some sportsball that you really don’t care about at all — who’s winning? Green Bay or the 76’ers? Beats me! — why not take part in the hidden tradition of Thanksgiving, the one that even the pilgrims had some fun with when they hopped off the Mayflower. Why not enjoy some THC-O?
Give Thanks This Holiday For Super Sour Diesel THC-O
This Thanksgiving, forget apple pie or pumpkin pie. When dessert rolls around, reach for the good stuff — Super Sour Diesel THC-O from Alibi. Alibi Vapes Super Sour Diesel THC-O is sure to turn your Thanksgiving feast into something to be thankful for.
With Alibi THCO Vape Cartridges, you can account for your whereabouts in Super Sour Diesel. This next-level sativa crosses Super Silver Haze with Sour Diesel for a super awesome buzz. You’ll feel energized, euphoric, creative, and ready to talk and socialize with everyone around you.
But the best part is you’ll feel on top of the world. The whole family can watch as your buzz kicks in right as the dessert tray hits the floor. Or better yet, let the family join in the fun. There’s nothing better than allowing your grandma to participate in some good old-fashioned psychotropic fun this Thanksgiving. So pass her the Super Sour Diesel and give her something to be thankful for too.
Be Like the Pilgrims With Strawnana or Girl Scout Cookies THC-O
It’s a little-known fact that at the first Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims got totally blazed on THC-O. Believe it or not, they made peace with their new native American friends by passing around some sweet cannabinoids in super delish strains like Strawnana and Girl Scout Cookies. If it wasn’t for everyone feeling the buzz during that first Thanksgiving, we might be celebrating something way less fun every year.
So be like the Pilgrims and try Alibi THC-O Vapes in Strawnana and Girl Scout Cookies. With Alibi THCO Vape Cartridges, you can account for your whereabouts in Girl Scout Cookies, the indica-dominant hybrid that’s a sweet hybrid mix of OG Kush and Durban Poison. You’ll feel happy, hungry, euphoric, and a full-body relaxation that will make you want to keep all the cookies for yourself.
Or there’s Strawnana, the sweet indica strain that combines strawberry and banana. This one is a scientific wonder, a brilliant hybrid of Crockett’s Banana Kush and Bubble Gum's “Strawberry” phenotype that leaves you feeling happy, peaceful, and creative. Either way, it is the perfect nightcap for Thanksgiving.
If You Want to Be Thankful, Try THC-O
The reason that THC-O is such a popular hemp-derived cannabinoid is its strength. With THC-O, you get a cannabinoid with the power of Delta-9 and the legality of Delta-8 all wrapped up into one. And the best part is you can enjoy it anywhere you want, on your own terms. What’s not to be thankful for?
“At first I thought it was just another cannabinoid, but THC-O is no joke," one person told the Dallas Observer. “It has the potential to keep Texas content until medical cannabis with regular Delta-9 THC becomes more available. Our goal here ... is to provide our customers with the most potent cannabis products that state law will allow and THC-O fits that description.”
So, if you’re looking for something to get you going this Thanksgiving, give THC-O a try. Not only will it give you a mind-bending buzz, but it will provide you with much to be thankful for. And it will help drown out Uncle Fred too — and really, what can be better than that!